Kids say the darndest things!

The following are conversations I've had with the kids this week. The pictures have nothing to do with the conversations, other than to show who the conversation was with. I just figured you'd be more likely to read if I included pics of the kids. . . I'm right, aren't I?

The Setting: Walking past the baby section at Walmart.

Sierra: "Oooooh! Mom, isn't that just SOOO cute!! (pointing to a baby girl item)

Me: "That is cute." (not really paying attention)

Sierra: "But that is for a baby girl, and we're going to have a baby boy. That's ok. Mom, how about next time you have a baby girl."

Me: (finally paying attention) "How about we take it one baby at a time?"

The Setting: At the Zoo (sorry, no pics!) walking past displays with NO animals present

Grant: "Mom, the animals all gone?"

Me: "Yes, there is nothing in there right now.

Grant: (thinking for a moment) "Oh, they need a new one? They need to go to Wal-Mart."

Me: thinking. . . hmmmm. . . do I go there too often?

The Setting: In the car after baseball practice

Dallin: "Mom, where are we going?"

Me: "I thought we'd go to the store to get you some new pants." (he has worn out ALL of his pants over the past month, and it's still a little to cool for shorts all the time)

Dallin: "What kind of pants?"

Me: "Jeans."

Dallin: "SWEET! I LOVE jeans!! They get the BEST grass stains!!!"

Me: "WHAT?!?"

Dallin: "At recess we see who can get the best grass stains. And jeans ALWAYS work the best."

Me: (thinking---Yeah, that explains A LOT.)